You know how sometimes, after a really rough night of tossing and turning and not being able to sleep, you get up, stagger to the bathroom to splash some water on your face. Then you look up at the mirror and think “oh my god I look like Helena Bonham-Carter”? Well I figured there must be some way the degree of hair-dishevelment could be an indicator of how badly you slept. So here it is. I’ve named it the Bouffant Scale. Enjoy.